the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired
lmfao I am both of them at the same time
It is Friday and I am NOT in love. I am mildly angry and mostly sleep-deprived. Robert Smith lied to me.
but cr1tikal must be so fucking hot tho. like the dude peed in a girl’s face and she still wanted to hook up with him and then he awkwardly starred at a poor girl like a psychopath without saying a word and she still desperately tried to engage the conversation with him. there’s no way that guy is your regular pathetic looking nerd. he’s hot as fuck i’m telling u.
aries: passionate, Real, and assertive queen who won’t take ur shit
taurus: mad chill queen who is probably joking on u right now bc they love you
gemini: fun and sociable queen who knows everything and parties a lot
cancer: sweet queen who reminds u of ur mom and cries during every movie
leo: The Queen who is generous, animated, and loves to be loved
virgo: angelic queen who is in charge and radiates idyllic vibes; beyonce
libra: not a queen but the goddess aphrodite; probably likes art and does perfect winged eyeliner
scorpio: dark yet kind queen who’s always feelin some type of way; likes ghosts
sagittarius: philosophical and free-spirited queen; probably a fairy or something else that doesn’t like rules
capricorn: narcissistic Queen of Everything who werks hard and plays harder
aquarius: idealistic and unique queen who talks about world issues at parties
pisces: dreamy and ethereal queen who is probably sleeping rn as a means to rebel
berthemorisots said: this guy was nervous because he was in the presence of a sessy lady lol i jut love how you actually met someone on tinder i didn’t think that actually happened irl
pfft I did look pretty hot ngl but YEAH I have read so many stories about people meeting up from tinder most of them are hilarious and way more awkward than mine was. It’s. so funny.
berthemorisots said: WHAT?? TELL ME THOUGH
omg okay are you ready for this
fuck
why do ya’ll make these
I was nowhere NEAR ready for that lol
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